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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. |
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? |
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Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. |
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When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. |
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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say: "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! |
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend. |
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. |
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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. |
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? |
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Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. |
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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. |
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! |
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. |
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first. |
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
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I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! |
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| Enough reading? Why not watch some of our flash animations, videos, or look at some funny pics. |
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. |
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Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. |
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You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. |
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Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? |
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Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. |
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! |
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! |
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Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". |
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. |
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
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Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me. |
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Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off! |
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Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] |
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Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me. |
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I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work? |
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I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? |
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| Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? |
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Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start
a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some
drinks with some of their money? |
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? |
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When God made you, he was showing off. |
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? |
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. |
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There was no color in the world until I met you. |
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So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out. |
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You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. |
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What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
Hey, it's not coming off! |
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You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy. |
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Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample? |
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I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
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Just where do those legs of yours end? |
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You are the hottest thing since sunburn. |
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Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? |
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Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire! |
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? |
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Before you run, I am not a freak. |
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Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
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Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. |
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Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home! |
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Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious |
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Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? |
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Chat Up / Pick Up Lines 